2006-10-04 - 10:43 p.m.
I don't know why shit like this keeps happening to me but i guess i let off some kind of troubleattracting interferon.
Monday as i was chilling in the hallway watching the girls go by with a few of the guys, Carlos our bullshit football teams wide receiver comes running our way and then he bangs right into this girl, knocking the shit out of her.
Her books flew in the air and i could have sworn her panties fell to her knees....
Ok her panties didn't fall to her knees, but she got the shit knocked our of her.
Now i don't know why, but the shit pissed me off, i went from a mellow, chilling mood, to a straight out killing mood in 0.1 second.
As Carlos was coming back to help the girl up he walked right by me, i grabbed his jersey and slammed him against the locker, yelling that he better watch where the fuck he was running.
Now Carlos is a few inches taller then i am and in damn good shape but i guess when someone slams you against a locker it takes some time before you come to your senses. and as you know diaryboy i am not one to give a slow dim witted, bullshit foot playing motherfucker, enough time to think about what he was gonna do back to me, after i have done something to him.
Before Carlos could realized what was what, i rammed a straight left into his stomach, i could hear the air leaving his lungs as he went to the floor gasping for breath.
I turned to see if the girl was ok and BOOM, i saw that the bitch hit was Jordana. The same bitch that left me alone after i put my ass our to save her from those 2 hillbillies just about a month ago.
I turned toward Carlos slowly getting up and realized that i had put my ass in a bad situation for a bitch i wouldn't have pissed on, if she were on fire.
I tired to be the nice guy and help Carlos up, but he was pissed and tried to bum rush me, grabbbing at me as he was getting up and he swung a wide right hook to get revenge for what i had done to him.
The only part that went wrong with his plan was everything. I ducked his punch went under him and lifted his ass right over my shoulder, the punk went BAMM unto the ground hard.
I had no reason to hang around so i got in the wind and went to my next class.
Of course by Wednesday their were 2 main version and several minor ones as to what had happened Monday.
In version was that i had gotten into a fight with Carlos over Jordana, the other version was that Carlos had banged and knocked me down.
The only good thing about both wrong version's was that they both had me kicking his ass, and not the other way around.
I have yet to see a motherfucker how got fucked up go looking for the guy who fucked him up, to fuck him up. So i wasn't worried much about him looking to be even with me.
DINOBOY
