2005-09-16 - 11:22 p.m.
What a weird Friday it was.
At about 7:15am while i was chilling out meditating and comtenplating the upcoming school day, Rebecca called pissed about this chick Jody's inviting some of her lesser class money having friends to her party. I knew that Rebecca planned on ruling the henhouse this year and sees this girl Jody getting all this mad props for her upcoming sweet sixteen birthday party. Rebecca 17 i believe.
So i told her to pick me up and we'll come up with something to fuck up Jodygirls party.
When we got to the Ledge we were all full of crazy ideals on how to fuck up Jodygirls party. Most were dumb but a few were doable.
My favorites was calling in a fake bomb threat at the hotel her party's suppose to be held at, the other was calling in a fake fire alarm.
Now diaryboy as far as i was concern we were just talking crap, i had no intention of getting involve with doing anything illegal. I didn't give a fucking rats ass about this Jody or her bullshit party.
THEN another crazy shit happened.
As I was walking to the cafeteria this weird looking girl came up and walked with me blabbing about something i couldn't understand.
Then she said something like she hoped we could be friends and she gave me her cell phone number, then she asked for mines. I asked her who she was, she said her name was Rita. For some reason i can't explain, i think i didn't want to embarrass her but i can't understand why i would a shit about her being embarrassed for bugging me, but i gave her my cell phone number.
She said i'll call you soon and maybe we can hang out. I gave her my patented, let me see what she got underneath her clothes look, and i didn't see any reason i would want to look under her clothes, she looked like her picture would be right next to the word Undesirable in a dictionary.
Not that she was ugly, she just didn't do anything for me. she was dull looking. After we got our food and walked past a table, she said that she sits right her, and i don't know if she expected me to sit there but i said, ok, i'll see you later, and i gave the losers at that table; my rolling, you fucking losers look.
They looked like a bunch of fucking loses, with their big ass glasses, and teeth sticking out of their mouths, and goofy ass looking clothes.
How dare those motherfuckers come to high school in loser type clothes. and even worse hanging with each other. I guess like flys drawn to shit; loser are drawn to other losers.
As i kept going Rita said too damn loud for my comfort, bye Dino. I finally got ahold of myself and didn't even turn around, wishing anyone who heard her call out my name would think that since i didn't turn around she must have been talking to someone else.
The third and biggest and funnies weird shit happened right after i finish lunch.
This girl comes up and stand right near me and said that she doesn't appreciate what she heard about what i said about her party.
I was confused, i asked her who the hell are you?
She said the her name was Jody and she heard that i was gonna try to mess up her party.
I was kinda pissed, i had been talking among friend i thought, but some asshole no doubt went and told her or talked about what I said and now she found out.
But what was i to do diaryboy, shit bricks?
Fuck that! I thought that this Joey must think she can scare me or chump me out by stepping up to me like she did.
So i flipped the scrip on her ass. I asked her what i ever did to her that she wouldn't invited me to her million doller sweet sixteen birthday party?
The bitch got bold, im sure it was because she saw the 2 teachers that i saw sort of moving in to stop whatever it seemed was gonna go down.
She said that she didn't have to invite me that i wasn't as big a deal as i thought i was.
I busted out laughing, it sound so damn funny the way she sounded. Everyone else at my table started laughing, we didn't stop until minutes after Jodygirl left.
I have seen her around but she wasn't in any of my classes and i never said a word to her last year, so i guess she came into this school year figuring she would upset the order of things that cannot be upsetted by not inviting the creme de la crame to her million dollar birthday party.
So after laughing about it all with Rebecca said she was gonna have one of her friends who draws good to make out a leftlet that has a funny looking Jody at the top and underneath, saying all you ugly losers, and wannabes, if you have skitmark stains on your underwears, and holes in your socks, come to Jody's million dollar losers party for Jody on October 1st.
I know it sounds stupid but thats the point, to make her party sound stupid enough that no one will go to it.
Who the fuck does this Jody think shes fucking with?
DINOBOY
